So, this audition tape. This audition tape is like a glowing suitcase full of awesome. It starts with Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman table-reading “A Study in Pink.” Then we get li’l baby RDJ! Both Sansa and Arya! Experiment in human simulacra Megan Fox shows up for a Transformers audition that must be seen to be believed! And as if all of that isn’t enough, we get Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill (back when auditions were filmed in black and white) and Hamill’s delivering a line that didn’t make it into the final Star Wars script! And then… then there’s Henry Thomas. Don’t watch the bit with Henry Thomas unless you want to spend part of today weeping quietly beneath your desk.